Blow Minds. Teach STEM.

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Question 1/9

What’s a good first question for a life-changing internet quiz?

Yo, what’s goin’ on?

How many fingers am I holding up?

Do you subscribe to supersymmetry or multiverse theory for explaining the nature of the universe?

Question 2/9

Would you consider yourself a patient person?

Yes No

Question 3/9

Instead of asking you 16 thinly veiled introvert/extrovert questions, we’ll trust you to know yourself and cut to the chase: Are you an introvert or an extrovert?

Introvert Extrovert

Question 4/9

What best describes the reasons for your current career track?

A strong desire to positively impact the future.

Mother and/or Father.

Moneymoneymoneymoneymoney.

Exhausted all educational opportunities.

Circus clown made offer I couldn’t refuse.

Question 5/9

What is your opinion of bioluminescence?

A great band.

Icky.

Completely mind-blowing and beautiful.

That word has a lot of syllables.

Question 6/9

Which of these activities seems most appealing?

Iguana whisperer.

Endowing future generations with the gift of knowledge.

Spreadsheets! I love my job because my employer monitors my online activities, and I love my job!

Lying on a beach all day (in crippling debt).

Question 7/9

You’re almost done. Computer screens are:

Where I live.

Really nasty when they get those grease and oil streaks on them.

Only one of many windows into the world.

But you are my screen. Why would you ask me what you are? Screen? What’s happening?

Question 8/9

Which do you prefer?

Working with others (like a teacher guiding a roomful of students through a lesson).

Working alone (as in, for instance, a teacher grading papers or crafting a lesson plan).

Both (see: a teacher).

Question 9/9

Final, totally non-leading question: Have you ever taught anybody anything? You know that moment when the light goes on and you’ve literally altered somebody’s brain with the information you’ve shared? That’s pretty cool, right?

Yes NoYes

Science Is Happening...

Our mathnologically advanced supercomputers suggest you try: Teaching Science, Technology, Engineering, or Math (STEM)

Coincidentally, this site is chock-full of resources to get you started down that path. Man, that is so lucky and convenient for you! Tell the world that this internet quiz is the best internet quiz. Then scroll down to begin your new mind-blowing life as a STEM teacher.

STEM Majors Stop Here! Everybody Else Keep Scrolling.

If you are/were a science, tech, engineering, or math major, you can harness your knowledge and use it to blow minds. Become a teacher and help us create a super genius brain army* to unleash on the future.

See If Teaching Is Maybe Possibly For You

*Cerebrally endowed super squadrons also acceptable.

You can help in this mission to grow smarter as a nation and stop us from getting bullied by that smarty-pants Finland.

Honestly, Every Share Makes A Tangible Difference

The goal is to recruit 100,000 new STEM teachers. Even without a math degree, you have to admit that’s a big number. Fortunately, every Facebook post and tweet increases the likelihood that a future teacher discovers this site.

Who Do You Know That Could Be A Great Teacher?

Do you know anybody majoring in a STEM field, or who recently graduated with a degree in one of those subjects? Are they wondering what to do next? Send them this site, then never let them forget how you changed their life for the better.

Oh, And One Other Thing: Go Hug A Teacher

Everybody’s had a teacher, even if it was the wolf that taught you to howl and never open suspicious emails. And chances are, no matter your age, you still know a teacher or two. These people are heroes, paying it forward for all of humanity. Go on and hug one already! They deserve it.

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